Horny Cat
It's not too late for your cat to be an Internet star. Just pop this inflatable 5.5" white unicorn horn on his or her head and the people will be watching all day instead of working. Box says "cats...
View ArticleAngry Flying Pickle
It's the Pteranodon Terror! balloon according to the packaging, but frankly it looks more like an irate cucumber to us. Awfully nice though. Made of a heavy plastic, it's 24" long x approx 2-1/2" dia...
View ArticleBlow Into This Pullet, Pal
Introducing our snazziest inflatable chicken ever, a major step beyond your basic plucked and flaccid rubber chicken. This one is bright yellow with orange detailing, a red comb and wattle and a...
View ArticleNo-Cal Fast Food
Finally, fast food that you inflate instead of fast food that inflates you. You get a happy feast of (2) of the (5) different colorful, beachballish blow-up food items, including a 10-1/2"...
View ArticleClobber A Clown
Falling somewhere between a leprechaun and Crusty-ness, our inflatable clown punching bag might just be the answer to your unrelieved aggression needs. Standing 54" tall, the sand-or-water filled base...
View ArticleHere's Sand On Your Eye!
Nothing says fun on the beach quite like this eyeball beach ball. It's green-eyed, like all the people who will wish they had one, and authentically bloodshot. Measures approx 20" dia. Get (2) and...
View ArticleBob Never Inhales
Tired of having balloons deflate when you run out of breath? We feel your pain. Stick a balloon on Bob Balloon's nose and blow. A check valve will keep the balloon full while you pause for another...
View ArticleEmergency Turkey In A Can
Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the...
View ArticleMale Pattern Inflatable
Our very first foray into curing male pattern baldness without plugs or drugs. Our inflatable toupee measures 9" wide x 4-3/4" front to back and comes with a very thin elastic chin strap so you don't...
View ArticleAngry Flying Pickle
It's the Pteranodon Terror! balloon according to the packaging, but frankly it looks more like an irate cucumber to us. Awfully nice though. Made of a heavy plastic, it's 24" long x approx 2-1/2" dia...
View ArticleIncredibubbles!
We love these! You're going to love these! Your kids are going to love these! Hundreds of clear marble-sized bubbles can cover the floor, cling to the sides of furniture, land on your arm. They float...
View ArticleFor Helicopter Parents
Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away....
View ArticleInflatable Feet!
Blow 'em up and stick your regular, non-inflatable feet inside these 6" wide x 15" long skeleton feet and you'll be creepy from the ankles down. One size fits all, including kids, and pay no attention...
View ArticleIt Can Fly!
Blow up this big, 8-foot long x 2-foot dia, solar balloon on a sunny day and then sit there, maybe enjoying a refreshing beverage, and watch while the sun heats up the black surface and the air inside...
View ArticleRay Bulger
Inflate this rubber manta ray and he bulges in the middle. Squeeze him (or her--who can tell with a ray?) on top of the head and he’s a squirt gun (squirt-ray) who shoots water out of the blow hole in...
View ArticleEasy-Care Bearded Dragon
The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically...
View ArticleA Cockroach As Big As A Kafka
Well, nearly. This Gregor Samsa-ish bug--very clearly a cockroach--is a couple of inches shorter than Franz, but you still wouldn’t want to wake up looking like him. Inflates to 70” long x 26” wide x...
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